'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'
Fuel Aficionado Gifts
Celebrate the passion of the fuel enthusiast in your life with our cleverly designed products. Perfect for those who love engines, speed, and the power of fuel. Our collection features fun, stylish, and thoughtful items that match their enthusiasm and sense of humor.
Fossil Fuel
"... I slow for petrol"
Fossil fuels, Dinosaur horrified to discover petrol station attendant pouring petrol from his tail
Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.
Courteous Self-Service.
Diesel Prices
US Energy Needs.
Gas Pressure
"What kind of fuel am I. . . ?"
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'
'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'
Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone
Snake in the grass...
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.
Car Breast-Feeding
I love my motor.
'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'
Filling up.
Natural gas
'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'
"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."
Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!
'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'
'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'
Jewellers - Show her you love her.
Gas prices up.
'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'
Short Memories
Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.
'Do you have poop points?'
Fuel Aficionado Gifts Collection
Fuel Aficionado Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for fuel lovers. Discover designs that add a spark to their mornings and showcase their passion.
Fuel Aficionado Pillows
Browse our fun and comfortable pillows for a fuel enthusiast. Decorate their space with automotive charm and personal flair.
Fuel Aficionado Prints
View our exclusive prints for car lovers and fuel enthusiasts. Bring some horsepower to their walls with stylish, themed artwork.
Fuel Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our stylish t-shirts designed for fuel aficionados. Make a statement with witty slogans and automotive-inspired graphics.