Fuel Devotee Gifts

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GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Snake in the grass...

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

I love my motor.

Filling up.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

Gas Prices

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Do you have poop points?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

Fat Reduction Clinic.

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.