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GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Filling up.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas Prices

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Fat Reduction Clinic.

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.