Fueling Aficionado T-Shirts

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

US Energy Needs.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Snake in the grass...

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Car Breast-Feeding

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Filling up.

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

'Do you have poop points?'

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.