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Artisanal Gases

Oil price.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

US Energy Needs.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

The Hybrid

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

'Do you have poop points?'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

Iranian Oil

The New Modern-Day Lament.

2020 Panic Room

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline