Fuel Connoisseur Prints

Artisanal Gases

Oil price.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

The Hybrid

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Short Memories

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

'Do you have poop points?'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Iranian Oil

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Fat Reduction Clinic.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'