Fuel Aficionado T-Shirts

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Fossil Fuel

"... I slow for petrol"

Fossil fuels, Dinosaur horrified to discover petrol station attendant pouring petrol from his tail

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Courteous Self-Service.

Diesel Prices

US Energy Needs.

Gas Pressure

"What kind of fuel am I. . . ?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Car Breast-Feeding

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Filling up.

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Short Memories

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

'Do you have poop points?'