Gasoline Aficionado T-Shirts

Boutique Gasolines

"What's that unusual scent?" - "It's exclusive, it's petrol."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Car Breast-Feeding

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

'Do you have poop points?'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline