Gas Station Aficionado T-Shirts

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

US Energy Needs.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Oil shock.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

History of Gasoline.

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

Diesel Prices

Oil Profits

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Petrol.

Grades of booze

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

"... I slow for petrol"

Losing Money on Gas.

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'

'Dad, think about all the money in the tanks of those automobiles out there.'

Courteous Self-Service.