Gas Station Aficionado T-Shirts

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

US Energy Needs.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Oil shock.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Gas prices up.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Do you have poop points?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

History of Gasoline.

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

Oil Profits

Diesel Prices

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

Losing Money on Gas.

"... I slow for petrol"

Petrol.

Grades of booze

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'

'Dad, think about all the money in the tanks of those automobiles out there.'

Fossil fuels, Dinosaur horrified to discover petrol station attendant pouring petrol from his tail

"What's that unusual scent?" - "It's exclusive, it's petrol."

April Fool/April Fuel!