Gas Station Guru T-Shirts

"You wouldn't believe how many people try to drive away without paying."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Oil shock.

Losing Money on Gas.

Oil Cuts.

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Sister Cities

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

I think I can...

The five inhospitable gas giants

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

History of Gasoline.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

Spin for Oil.

Farmer Problems

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

Gas Food. To Ernie, "filling station" means just that!

Helium Parachute

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.

We welcome your urine

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'