"You wouldn't believe how many people try to drive away without paying."
Gas Station Guru Mugs
Start your gas station guru’s day with a fun, witty mug that honors their automotive passion—perfect for coffee breaks at the station or home.
A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.
Oil shock.
Losing Money on Gas.
Oil Cuts.
"Ahh...He's got wind"
Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .
Sister Cities
GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.
'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'
'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'
'How many miles to the gallon?'
I think I can...
The five inhospitable gas giants
"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."
The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?
History of Gasoline.
"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."
REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.
"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."
Spin for Oil.
Farmer Problems
'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'
'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'
'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'
Gas Food. To Ernie, "filling station" means just that!
Helium Parachute
"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."
'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'
'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'
Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.
We welcome your urine
Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).
"Clean your wallet, Sir?"
'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'
Gas Station Guru Mugs Collection
Gas Station Guru Pillows
Add some automotive humor to their space with pillows that showcase their love for gas stations and cars—explore our cozy options.
Gas Station Guru Prints
Find the perfect print for a gas station guru’s garage or den—developed with humor and passion for cars in mind.
Gas Station Guru T-Shirts
Looking for a T-shirt that celebrates their automotive passion? Click here to find fun, creative tees for gas station enthusiasts.