Gas Guzzler Guru Mugs

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Gas Guzzler Owners' Support Group.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Ahh...He's got wind"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Oil shock.

Dustbin monster.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

I think I can...

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

The five inhospitable gas giants

Gas eyedropper.

Buried Rubbish

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

Spin for Oil.

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

Farmer Problems

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

Helium Parachute

Addiction: high gas prices.

Losing Money on Gas.

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'