Gas Utilities Guru Mugs

"No, it wasn't the California wildfires... He was trying to light the pilot on our stove."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Ahh...He's got wind"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Damn! McGee's good!'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Oil shock.

Bio Fuels.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'How many miles to the gallon?'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

I think I can...

EXXON EXTINCTION

There's no real oil emergency...

The five inhospitable gas giants

The log burner is good for the environment, but the chainsaw isn't.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

Riding exercise bike supplies power to building.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Gas eyedropper.

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'

'Environmentalist!'

'It's a hybrid.'

'It's the windfarms - a lesser known effect.'

Energy speculation.