Gas Utilities Guru T-Shirts

"No, it wasn't the California wildfires... He was trying to light the pilot on our stove."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Damn! McGee's good!'

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Oil shock.

Bio Fuels.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'How many miles to the gallon?'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

There's no real oil emergency...

EXXON EXTINCTION

I think I can...

The five inhospitable gas giants

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

The log burner is good for the environment, but the chainsaw isn't.

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Gas eyedropper.

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'

'It's a hybrid.'

'Environmentalist!'

BIO TV

'It's the windfarms - a lesser known effect.'

Energy speculation.