Gasoline Guru T-Shirts

'So how much petrol do you want to buy?'

'Free with 20 liters, Debt Counselling'

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

Big Bump Gas.

Spin for Oil.

"You'd better be cheering for a team...and not higher gasoline prices..!"

'I was able to get an auto loan at a good rate. Now I'm shopping around for a gasoline loan.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Animals are smarter than we think!

Oil shock.

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

I think I can...

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

His and Hers Garage

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'