Gas Mileage Guru T-Shirts

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Oil shock.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

I think I can...

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

The five inhospitable gas giants

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Short Memories

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Sports futility vehicles

Pot of Gold...

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

Farmer Problems

Spin for Oil.

Zero Fuel Taxis

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

Car Pools.

Losing Money on Gas.

"You're not going anywhere to drill for oil - I have the keys to the truck!"

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

Small Loans For SUV Fuel

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

Helium Parachute