Gas Price Guru T-Shirts

Vacation Options For Summer.

"What kind of security can we offer for the loan? With the rising prices on natural gas, my husband is worth an absolute fortune."

Rising Gas Prices

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

There's no real oil emergency...

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

The five inhospitable gas giants

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Gas Policy ? la Carte

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

Fill In The Blanks.

History of Gasoline.

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Spin for Oil.

Farmer Problems

Gas Prices

ATM at gas station.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."

World Demand Price Up

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

He asked for it!

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Gas prices.

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

Vulture oil inc.

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'