Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'
Gas Price Grappler T-Shirts
Celebrate their inventive side with a witty t-shirt that blends humor and creativity, making every outing a fun statement about their love for clever design and the high cost of fuel.
Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.
Rising Gas Prices
'Probably to put in his tank!'
There's no real oil emergency...
SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff
'What happens when we run out of gas?!'
Gas Policy ? la Carte
"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."
'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'
Gas Prices
ATM at gas station.
'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'
"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down..."
The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.
He asked for it!
"What kind of security can we offer for the loan? With the rising prices on natural gas, my husband is worth an absolute fortune."
'How come gas prices go up more in summer,when people drive more?'
Not Just in Russia, Sanctions Come to You
Oil-n-Gas Corp. made $250 billion last year! Its profits soared while we got gouged at the pump! Are you listening to me?! Did you say something? Meltdown. He loves getting worked up. You taunt because you care.
"You say PAIN AT THE PUMP is now also PAIN IN THE RUMP!"
US Consumers - OPEC.
Vacation Options For Summer.
'Hang on,I'm gonna' take it to a dollar fifty!!'
'Happy da-ays are he-ee-re again!'
"It's a strange picture."
Gas prices
Current gas prices.
Gas Bar - "Fill it up with last week's gas, you know the stuff that was ten cents cheaper."
Gas Prices Down
'I test for gag reflex by talking about gas prices.'
"Do you have any idea what kind of gas mileage you were getting?"
Cost of Fuel
"'Eau de diesel' darling, you SHOULDN'T have."
Could I trouble you for a cupful of petrol?
Gas Price Grappler T-Shirts Collection
Gas Price Grappler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that feature witty takes on gas prices and creative humor—perfect for making mornings more amusing.
Gas Price Grappler Pillows
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Gas Price Grappler Prints
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