Gas-saving Guru T-Shirts

Smaller car beats SUV on fuel consumption.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Oil shock.

The Heating Oil Problem.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

The five inhospitable gas giants

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Didn't ya hear? To save energy we have to keep the thermostat at 1,100 degrees instead of 1,200 degrees!'

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

Gas price rollercoaster.

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Sports futility vehicles

Spin for Oil.

Zero Fuel Taxis

Car Pools.

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

"...and the low fuel consumption means the more driving you do the more you save."

Losing Money on Gas.

Helium Parachute

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

With Gas Prices Out of Sight, Santa Uses an Alternative Fuel Source.

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

The new Ford Magneto boasts 87 mpg on the highway.

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.