Fuel-saving Strategist T-Shirts

Gas price rollercoaster.

Hitch-hiking farmer needs gas.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'It's a hybrid.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

Gas eyedropper.

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

The Good News...

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'