Fuel-saving Strategist Pillows

Frustrated by high heating costs, Ray began to pilfer chunks of coal from neighborhood snowmen.

Gas price rollercoaster.

Hitch-hiking farmer needs gas.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Are we broke yet?'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'It's a hybrid.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

Gas eyedropper.

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."