Gas Savings Enthusiast Pillows

Car Pools.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

I think I can...

'It's a hybrid.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

Short Memories

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."