Fuel-saving Advocate Pillows

'When you said you were getting me a hybrid for transportation, I had envisioned something else.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Natural gas

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

I think I can...

'It's a hybrid.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."