Fuel Economy Advocate Pillows

I support tax rebates for rich and poor alike, so everyone can afford to pay at the gas pump, and keep profits for big oil!'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Natural gas

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

The Heating Oil Problem.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Short Memories

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Pot of Gold...

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Gasoline fuel theft

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

"You're not going anywhere to drill for oil - I have the keys to the truck!"

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.

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Big Oil.

'...and, once we've solved the fuel consumption problem, it should become a world beater.'

'Well, you're 15 miles down the road. I'm sorry we're not allowed to sell in a competing territory, sir.'