Fuel Efficiency Expert Pillows

"I got that one for maneuvering into a petrol station."

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'It's a hybrid.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

I think I can...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Short Memories

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Gas price rollercoaster.

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

Pot of Gold...

Sports futility vehicles