
Time To Vacation Again.
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Time To Vacation Again.
Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.
'Are we broke yet?'
' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'
'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'
Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road
The Heating Oil Problem.
Propane Supply
Short Memories
'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
The New Modern-Day Lament.
You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.
"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."
Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'
The last drop of oil...
"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."
'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'
"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"
I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!
Deliverers of fine fuel protests.
Pot of Gold...
Gasoline fuel theft
"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"
"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."
Events that affect your fuel costs...
'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'
'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'
4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.
Petrol for Regular and Large cars.
Supreme Gas
Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely
"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"
"You're not going anywhere to drill for oil - I have the keys to the truck!"
Facing a Cold Winter
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