Fuel Economists Pillows

Gas Fortunes...

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Critical Ethanol report

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Propane Supply

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

Devil upset with the cost of his gas utility bill.

Fuels paradise.

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

The oil crisis.

The last drop of oil...

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Fill In The Blanks.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

History of Gasoline.

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.