Fuel Economists Gifts

Gas Fortunes...

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Critical Ethanol report

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Propane Supply

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Devil upset with the cost of his gas utility bill.

Fuels paradise.

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

The oil crisis.

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."

The last drop of oil...

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

Fill In The Blanks.

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

History of Gasoline.

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable