Fuel Economy Strategist Gifts

Gasoline fuel theft

'Using my old pool to stock up om expensive gas was an excellent idea.'

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

The Heating Oil Problem.

Propane Supply

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

The last drop of oil...

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Gas price rollercoaster.

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

Facing a Cold Winter

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.

Gas 39.9 Gal Reg. April Fuel!

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

"We won't depend on Russian oil!"

"Bob's so annoyed at paying £1.20 for a litre of petrol he's off to the pub to drink beer at £25.00 a gallon!"

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

'Would you consider a swap?'

'Fill it up with last months gas. You know, the stuff that was twenty cents cheaper.'

Holiday gas/petrol prices.