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Gasoline fuel theft

'Using my old pool to stock up om expensive gas was an excellent idea.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Are we broke yet?'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

The Heating Oil Problem.

Propane Supply

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

The last drop of oil...

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

Gas price rollercoaster.

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

Facing a Cold Winter

With Gas Prices Out of Sight, Santa Uses an Alternative Fuel Source.

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

Gas 39.9 Gal Reg. April Fuel!

"We won't depend on Russian oil!"

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

Laugh all you want -- I get great mileage!

'Would you consider a swap?'

"Bob's so annoyed at paying £1.20 for a litre of petrol he's off to the pub to drink beer at £25.00 a gallon!"

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"