Fuel Economy Expert T-Shirts

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Can't afford to get there - please pass

'Are we broke yet?'

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Oil shock.

The Heating Oil Problem.

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Propane Supply

Short Memories

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

The last drop of oil...

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Sports futility vehicles

Pot of Gold...

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Zero Fuel Taxis

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

Gasoline fuel theft

Facing a Cold Winter

"You're not going anywhere to drill for oil - I have the keys to the truck!"