Fuel Efficiency Guru T-Shirts

"...Either food for the dog or filling up the car!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

I think I can...

The Heating Oil Problem.

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Short Memories

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Pot of Gold...

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

Sports futility vehicles

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Gas price rollercoaster.

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

Zero Fuel Taxis

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

"You're not going anywhere to drill for oil - I have the keys to the truck!"

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."