Fuel Efficiency Futurist T-Shirts

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Bio Fuels.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

I think I can...

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Short Memories

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Pot of Gold...

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

Sports futility vehicles

Zero Fuel Taxis

Oil on Mars.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

"You're not going anywhere to drill for oil - I have the keys to the truck!"

Labor Day