Fuel Futurist T-Shirts

'Six gallons of ethanol, three of it corn, two of it sugar cane and the rest cellulosic biomass.'

Bio Fuels.

Biofuel

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Critical Ethanol report

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Solar Cars

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

Fuels paradise.

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

The oil crisis.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

"Do you accept credit card?"