Fiscal Futurist T-Shirts

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

Currency Stimulus.

Bio Fuels.

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

'It's your debt to society.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Euro crisis bailout.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

Cost of Terror.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

The world enters a global financial recession.

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

"I'd like to explore the futures market."