Fiscal Dreamer T-Shirts

"The Prince and the Princess lived happily ever after on the income from their capital appreciation funds."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Currency Stimulus.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

What is possible and what is probable.

I have a dream.

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

If John Lennon had gone into strategic management.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'At our last meeting we decided to go for broke. Well, mission accomplished.'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

The world enters a global financial recession.

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Here's my idea. First we privatize everything. Then we fire everyone. Then we give ourselves bonuses for frugality."

Low-Rent Stockholders

"Someday this will all be yours!"

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'