Fiscal Dreamer Pillows

"The Prince and the Princess lived happily ever after on the income from their capital appreciation funds."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Currency Stimulus.

What is possible and what is probable.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

I have a dream.

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'At our last meeting we decided to go for broke. Well, mission accomplished.'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

"Here's my idea. First we privatize everything. Then we fire everyone. Then we give ourselves bonuses for frugality."

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

Low-Rent Stockholders

The world enters a global financial recession.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'