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"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"How come Jasper's mutual fund is up twelve per cent and mine's only up eight?"

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

Snowing Money.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

I have a dream.

The church of our lady of wall street.

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Golden Eggs.

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'