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'It's said that money talks. That's true, but unfortunately all its ever said to me was 'Good bye'.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

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"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

Snowing Money.

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

I have a dream.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

Golden Eggs.

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

'When I grow up, I'm going to be an electrical engineer and when I'm laid off, I'm going to go into real estate, and when that goes down the tube, I'm going to go into...'