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'Okay, so you lost your job. Remember, one door closes and another one opens.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Man propelled by love

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"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'