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'Okay, so you lost your job. Remember, one door closes and another one opens.'

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Man propelled by love

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

A word from James Cameron. . .

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

The job is yours if you want it – but, of course, I'd expect you to sleep on it a few dozen times before deciding.

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

Inbox and Outbox

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."