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"Congratulations! It's a doctor!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

'I'm 85 to 90 percent sure that I've got it!'

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

'When I grow up, I'm going to be an electrical engineer and when I'm laid off, I'm going to go into real estate, and when that goes down the tube, I'm going to go into...'