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"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

I have a dream.

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"Where'd you get that?"

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

What is possible...

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

"It's early days, but I'm hoping to turn it into a franchise."

'What shall I do with these old books of yours? '

'I'd like to borrow enough to buy this bank.'