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“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Money Plant.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

I have a dream.

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

"Where'd you get that?"

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

Low-Rent Stockholders

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

A quick escape from a business meeting.

What is possible...

'What shall I do with these old books of yours? '

'I'd like to borrow enough to buy this bank.'