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"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

In the time it takes to read this, Jeff Bezos has amassed another mill. . . give or take.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Money Plant.

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

The Personal ATM

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"The filthy rich"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

"Where'd you get that?"

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

Low-Rent Stockholders

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "