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"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Money Plant.

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

Low-Rent Stockholders

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

A quick escape from a business meeting.

What is possible...

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."