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"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Snowing Money.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

What is possible and what is probable.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

I have a dream.

Golden Eggs.

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

"Where'd you get that?"

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

Low-Rent Stockholders

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

"Hey, I got another roll of thousands, that's the third time this week... so what'd you get?"

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"

'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"