Billionaire T-Shirts

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

'I'm feeling a bit blue. Take a few million out of petty cash and buy me some happiness.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

"The filthy rich"

Trump and Musk

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

"Always 'billionaire playboy.' Never 'billionaire genius.'"

"You had me at 'I'm a tech billionaire.'"

There's Riches in Diversity

'You're a heiress? There's a coincidence, I'm a billionaire!'

'I know she's made me a millionaire - but before we met I was a billionaire!'

"How's my flu? Not good...I feel like a million bucks."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Dog eat dog.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Savory Types

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

The Personal ATM

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."