Tech Billionaire T-Shirts

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

The Personal ATM

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

"Write about robots."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'Wheel.'

My Countree

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"The filthy rich"

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."