Tech Mogul Appreciator T-Shirts

Jeff Bezos

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

My Countree

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

Trump

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Haha! It's Jeff Bezos!"

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

The Murdochs '. . . Wendi, this channel'snot plugging any newscorp interests!'

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

Mark Zuckerberg

"Poor thing must really need the money."

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

"He's a big typhoon for worldwide global."

Our Beloved $68 a Share

So Much for Privacy

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

Flipping the Switch

"Take us to your leader." "Jeff Bezos? Mark Zuckerberg? Oprah?" "Never mind."

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

'Could you lend us some money to buy you out?'

'This is the Textile King, the Shipping King, the Real Estate King and the plain ole King.'

"I'm working harder than I ever have, but all I get out of it is larger and larger paychecks."

Jack Ma

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."

Hugh Hefner

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'Public companies' balancing 'Profits' and 'Philanthropy'.

Jeff Bezos