Tech Mogul Admirer T-Shirts

"Which Microsoft millionaire are you thinking about now?"

"Poor thing must really need the money."

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

My Countree

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

Trump

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

Smart meter. Smarter meter

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

Mark Zuckerberg

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Haha! It's Jeff Bezos!"

'Is it a sin to take Bill Gates' name in vain?'

"He's a big typhoon for worldwide global."

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

Our Beloved $68 a Share

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

Flipping the Switch

"Take us to your leader." "Jeff Bezos? Mark Zuckerberg? Oprah?" "Never mind."

Jeff Bezos

So Much for Privacy

Robot and Radio

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

'Could you lend us some money to buy you out?'

Child's 'bottled water' stand.

Hugh Hefner

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."

Jack Ma

A robot falls in love with a toaster.

'This is the Textile King, the Shipping King, the Real Estate King and the plain ole King.'